 |
| "That's why I don't eat friggin' lobsters or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it." |
"Back in my day if you wanted to go to Florida you would have to walk over glaciers, barefoot!"
I hate everything about young people. From the way they talk to the stupid smiles on their faces. They are all so disgusting, but the most disgusting one I’ve seen is some Garfield look alike named Snooki. One sight of her makes me want to grab the nearest sharp object to blind myself so I could never witness such atrocity ever again. My skin has turned bright orange just like hers because every time I eat a carrot I imagine that I am biting her head off. Snooki is the best example of why the earth still needs natural selection so idiots like her would be bumped off. Damn technology is making the new generations fat, lazy, and ugly. Back in my day if you were hungry you had to go out and kill your dinner yourself, with your bare hands! If you wanted to have a fire you had to wait until a thunderbolt struck a log. Back in my day if you wanted to go to Florida you would have to walk over glaciers, barefoot! Now all these damn kids just have to push a few buttons and all their needs are satisfied. The end result is a burden on society like Snooki. She should go back to where no one can see her, at the Wonka Chocolate Factory. I hate seeing her face on the television so much. Sometimes I dream that a better place for it would be above my mantle. I feel society would frown on me trying to accomplish that dream. Besides that means I would have to leave my house and somewhat interact with people. I’m not having any of that.
Remember to send your questions to: thatcrazyoldman@gmail.com and I will answer them on here!
